Ha! About time someone caught on. Izaya snickers. "I was startin' to think I was invisible." But now he's gotten attention, hoo boy. And this one is...

Hmm. Definitely looks like those other kids running around. Messy black hair. Glasses. But there's something different, too. Very interesting.

Not that Izaya's here to judge, considering Izaya's own relationship with gender is far from 'standard.' The fact that he's Izaya right now speaks volumes to that.

"Anyway, you caught me." He holds up his hands. "It was all just a way to get a reaction."