"It is absolute shit. Ordinarily I'd be doing this with espresso, but I don't have the goddamn spoons to haul my ass to the nearest coffee shop with an actual barista in it, and I'm not bothering one of the Rens just to self-medicate with medically-inadvisable amounts of caffeine."

Pour it over, let it drip... Ah yes, most important part. Add sugar. Not enough to make it palatable- that was impossible- but enough he could at least swallow without gagging. He smiled faintly, though, even though he was being insulted. "I'm surprised you haven't noticed, but I guess you haven't been keeping up with current events. Perhaps you've heard of me? Goro Akechi."