"How does one even die twice? Sounds fake, if you ask me," he hums. He would be grimacing, but instead it's just a neutral smile. "But considering-" he waves his hand in an 'all around' motion, "-everything here, I'm willing to believe it."

He's a fucking robot with a personality who can summon supernatural guardians that shoot magic. Dying twice and going to Hell to turn into a bird furry may as well happen.

"So, is that your punishment, then? Turning into a bird? Classic comedy, really."