"Knowing Souji-senpai, he'd just roll with it. Dojima-san probably would too, once he got his head around it." Sure, he's a cop, but he's the only cop in town who can actually tell the difference between 'Kanji actually did a thing this time' and 'everyone's blaming Kanji for existing again.'

"Nanako-chan would have a billion questions, but that ain't necessarily a bad thing."