Well, that doesn’t sound pleasant.
“Perhaps it’s some cosmic joke at our expense” it sure does feel like a joke to him.
If it was for some fun festive event they could have at least been able to choose to undergo a transformation!
Or at least kept him bipedal.
“Well, regardless, I intend to do something during the festivities. Better than wallowing around” he’d really like to go to mememtos but… well he can’t exactly use his phone right now.