[Zenkichi is currently busy fighting a certain demon bird at Tatsumi Port Island so a particular someone else might be replying back to him at this very instance]

Hey! That’s enough out of you! Wolf’s doing the best he can with what he has, okay? So maybe take the sarcasm down a notch. You’re not exactly saving the world single-handedly either, Mr. “Cybersecurity Can’t Stop Me.”

Honestly, who even says stuff like that? What are you, some edgy teenage hacker cliché? “Oh, look at me, I’m a rebel who’s too cool for firewalls.” Please. Get over yourself.

And for the record, I’m already going through these files you oh-so-graciously sent us, and guess what? You’ve got the doom app on your phone. Like, yeah, it’s not the one we’re freaking out about right this second, but still—seriously? Useless AI. Still need to look through the history files or whatever.

Just so you know: I’M the only hacker AI kid around here, thank you very much. Don’t forget it. 😒

Oh, and Wolf says thanks or something. Probably. He’s kind of busy not dying right now, so I guess I’ll have to be the responsible one. Again.

You’re welcome.