Ren's mouth twists in a grimace of understanding when he hears my first captain. Once again, he's been there. But then the meaning of the words really sinks in.

"He's a captain? Like, a ship captain? That pus-filled blister on a dogfucker's cock is a real-life captain of a real-life ship?" He presses black-gloved hands against his face for a second. "Fuck me, dude. If it's named the Ark of the Elite, I'm gonna lose it."