"These things aren't mutually exclusive, dear." Oh, he flashes a sharp smirk at Ren before he shuffles off.

Goro being Goro, however, means that his hygiene routine is rather meticulous. It takes quite some time for him to not only wash the filth from his flesh, but to appropriately lather his scalp with his finest shampoo, then carefully condition it.

Not to mention, he has to brush, style, and dry it once he's finally through.

But eventually he returns, fresh, fragrant, and comfortable in his pajamas, and...

Heh. Well, this is an amusing predicament.

Goro creeps closer to the couch, quietly contemplating scooping Ren up in his arms.