Nngh. He smiles again, blindingly bright. "Really, if my Ren made as many puns as you, I'd have drowned him in the bath, not kissed him." Not that there has been any kissing. At all. His gut cringes in on itself.

"I take it this is your charm offensive? Because I'm assured we're going to be friends." Actually, it's interesting to come at it from the other side.