"Is that right? Twelve whole centimetres?" Oh, he is laughing inside. Absolutely pathetic—then again, it's just what he'd expect from the Leader of the Phantom Thieves[tm], in his world or any other. Also, part of him wants to do it, too. Because it would be really fucking funny. Imagine if he walked into Shido's office and did that...

His smile loses some of its gleam. "You all seem so set on convincing me you aren't sleeping together. Is that what I've been cast as, the jealous wife?"