Oh god, what's set him off now? Almost every single fiber of Magpie screams fake from the heavens but it's not like Ren can do anything about it when he doesn't accept help like a normal Akechi-being.

How to respond, how to respond..."What's got your lips in a tangle, Magpie, my guy?"

Well, no one ever accused Ren of being smart. Least of all his parents.