Ren bites his lip, snickering a bit. "Chirpling..." And then he winks at his boyfriend. "You are a chirpy little songbird, aren't you?"

Crow does an exaggerated eye roll, shaking his head. "I know that you care, and I certainly appreciate it. I just suspect there'll be much mischief afoot." He pauses. "And for the record, Magpie and I are purely platonic."

"Platonic husbands."