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Have you ever wondered what's up with that gas station attendant who sometimes shows up in Inaba's shopping district on rainy days? He's as cheery and smiley as most cognitions. You might even be forgiven for mistaking him as one of them. After all, he only really shows up around the gas station.

But you see, "Izaya Sagiri" has gotten kind of bored of just doing his usual schtick. So, remarkably, he's decided to move.

First, he can be found in the Velvet Room, where he's engaging in a staring contest with Igor. Just standing there, a gas station attendant, smirking as he tries to out-stare Igor and Igor has no choice but to watch him. He howls with laughter. "Man! No wonder your eyes are so bloodshot. Do you ever blink?"

But that's not all. Just for a little added fun, he's elected to visit Iwatodai during the Dark Hour, where he can be found splashing in puddles of blood and chatting it up with the coffins. Yes, really. He's so happy and content despite the eerie green moon above.

Oh, and as for Tokyo... he's going on and off the subways. Multiple times, in fact, as he tries to see if anyone 'real' notices him.

What a weird guy.

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"Think the sour ones're the baseline. Even the little 'Raven's' got some spikes, even if he grows out of 'em when he's got the smaller corvid for his codename." Crows are, after all, smaller by comparison, even if Japanese crows still tend to be fairly large. "Poke and prod at 'em enough, and you can probably bring out the claws. Hell, if ya do, lemme know! It sounds hilarious."

Izaya... sure has priorities, doesn't he? What a guy.

"I'm not going to harass them, I just wanted to know if there was..."

Ren decides she shouldn't have asked, simply digging her hands deeper into her pockets, and looking away with a hint of frustration.

Even so though... Even so she can't just give up on him, right...? Maybe she should be more upfront.

"...I'm looking for my world's Akechi. That's all."

"Heh. Well, there's sure a lot of 'em around here, but none of 'em have said anything about their curly haired dreamboat bein' of the more feminine persuasion."

Did Izaya have to put it that way? No... but the reaction will totally be worth it.

Ren's eyes narrow slightly, but other than that, she's doing her best not to give a reaction. It's obvious that's what Izaya wants.

It's more the fact that Izaya wants a reaction out of her and tried to target this that irritates her.

"So my Akechi's not here then. Got it."

Perhaps that is in and of itself a good reaction for Izaya, seeing as the tone ended up more curt.

Against herself, something does slip out though.

"By the way, you can just say their versions of me are guys. It's not like it's a big secret."

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"Didn't wanna be rude about it." He shrugs. "But hey, I'd be one hell of a hypocrite if I made it out to be something weird. This whole look's not my 'original' style."

Ren actually looks a little surprised. Not an unpleasant surprise, either.

"Oh, nice."

She gets the sense it's not quite the same situation as Ren has, but hey, she's not judging.

"Be who you want to be. If someone has a problem with it, then that says way more about them than it does you or me."

Of course, she's sure that Izaya doesn't need to hear that sentiment, but still. She still wants to assert it.

"Heh. There's advantages to looking like this. Just being so unassuming, no one thinks twice about you."

There's an underlying implication to something there, but just that. An implication.

Well, that's a concerning response.

"What, you hiding or something?"

That's the very first thing that comes to mind, but there's no telling what the reason may be.

"Heh. I wonder..."

His smile tightens up, as if he's holding back laughter. What an odd fellow.

Oh yeah, this guy is definitely hiding something.

"Gonna take that as you leaving me to wonder."

This seems like the part where that would happen, at least. She doubts Izaya would just let the game end there.

"This place could use more mysteries to keep people guessing. Where's the fun if I just give it all away?"

He shrugs, playing it off like it's no big deal.

You know, Ren can't really deny that. What's the harm in a good mystery to keep things interesting?

"You got me there. Guess I'll just have to solve it, then."

She actually gets a smirk as she says that. The competitive edge is kicking in!