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Velvet Room Mods ([personal profile] vrdr_mods) wrote in [community profile] personavelvetroomdr2025-04-01 02:17 pm

[EVENT] Egg.

Congratulations! You're now the proud owner (or parent?) of an egg.

All residents of the Velvet Room will find an egg next to them when they wake up today, or, if they don't sleep, they'll blink or look away and find it sitting beside them. A simple card rests beside it, bearing their name in elegant calligraphy.

The egg is about the size and shape of a goose egg, but colored a pale, sparkling blue reminiscent of the Velvet Room's butterflies. It weighs less than you might expect, but it's warm, and now and then you feel something move inside it... or is that just your imagination? You don't need to carry it with you everywhere, but if you try to abandon it entirely, it'll return to your home to wait for you again. It's completely indestructible and impossible to crack.

Igor and the attendants of the Velvet Room refuse to answer questions about the egg plague, or even give cryptic hints. The most they'll do is talk about how much of a mystery the world can be. The attendants seem pretty pleased about something, though...



After a day of being perplexing, alarming, endearing, amusing, or whatever other reaction they might inspire, the eggs finally crack at the stroke of midnight. Their broken shells turn to glimmering blue light and vanish, revealing...

...an orb of your character, in the style of Gorbs and Jokorbs, or any other orb you've seen on TV. This one, though, is a normal orb size (small enough to fit easily in the palm of your hand) and exhibits no signs of life or sentience. It's nothing more than a little round plushie that looks like you. Unlike the egg, it can be destroyed or abandoned, but how could you do such a thing? Look at its little face.


[[ Happy April Fools' Day! Enjoy this small event gifted to your characters, or inflicted upon them, by powers unknown. Definitely not by Igor, and especially not because a certain one of his attendants thought of it. ]]
youngestdawn: (Default)

[personal profile] youngestdawn 2025-04-02 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
no one knows where you cane from either
fogbornphantom: (smile)

[personal profile] fogbornphantom 2025-04-02 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Why, hello!" He bends down, patting the egg gently. "I bet Aki-chan is taking wonderful care of you."
fogbornphantom: (smug)

[personal profile] fogbornphantom 2025-04-02 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
It's good that he's taking it with stride...

Regardless of what hatches.
fogbornphantom: (wtf)

[personal profile] fogbornphantom 2025-04-02 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
What exactly drove you to violence in the first place?
youngestdawn: (hes bwoo dabbadeedabbadie)

[personal profile] youngestdawn 2025-04-02 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
He makes a motion with his egg, putting it in Hiro's hands. "Your."
lakebrat: (smirk)

[personal profile] lakebrat 2025-04-02 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
That would be difficult, since I'm almost the only one of me who's not a bird.

Which means this is entirely the wrong kind of egg.
unfoggedlotus: ([1] himb smork)

[personal profile] unfoggedlotus 2025-04-02 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
maybe he and loki have more in common than we thought
pheasantboy: (shock)

[personal profile] pheasantboy 2025-04-02 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Like Madeleine?

[He's not sure where he gets the name from. He just knows it, from somewhere. Somehow.]
fogbornphantom: (wtf)

[personal profile] fogbornphantom 2025-04-02 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Hiro hasn't turned into a horse and gotten pregnant.

I am grateful for that fact.
pancakeboy: ([1+2] [off] suspicious)

[personal profile] pancakeboy 2025-04-02 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
What makes you think I'm prepared to surrender my egg?

Or to entrust its upbringing to Hiro, for that matter.
pancakeboy: ([1+2] [secret] wtf)

[personal profile] pancakeboy 2025-04-02 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose that's far from the worst place they could go.
fogbornphantom: (smirkechi)

[personal profile] fogbornphantom 2025-04-02 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
You could always try and outdo him.

Make it a competition.
fogbornphantom: (wtf)

[personal profile] fogbornphantom 2025-04-02 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, you want me to watch over it?" He carefully cradles the egg in his hands. "I understand. It's a big responsibility!"
pheasantboy: (smile)

[personal profile] pheasantboy 2025-04-02 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
You don't like them? Myself, I'm starting to find them charming.

[Things he would never have said in the beforetimes... except is anyone still keeping count?]
pancakeboy: ([1+2] [secret] neutral)

[personal profile] pancakeboy 2025-04-02 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
To compete on who is more sentimental, with Hiro?

I don't play games I can't win.
fogbornphantom: (smug)

[personal profile] fogbornphantom 2025-04-02 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
To prove who is the superior caretaker.

Raven and Hawk would vouch for you.
pancakeboy: ([1+2] [secret] annoyed)

[personal profile] pancakeboy 2025-04-02 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'm *their* superior caretaker, I hope it's clear.

That doesn't mean I have a need to indulge an egg.
fogbornphantom: (smirkechi)

[personal profile] fogbornphantom 2025-04-02 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yet you seem hesitant to entrust it to Hiro.
vampirethief: (uncomfortable)

[personal profile] vampirethief 2025-04-02 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
It's just awkward I guess.

It's like we're in social studies class, and being assigned by a partner to 'raise' an egg. Except my boyfriend isn't here, so it's just me.


[He's a little low-key jealous of Joker, Wild, and Raven for having their boyfriends/lovers here.]
pancakeboy: ([1+2] [secret] ffs)

[personal profile] pancakeboy 2025-04-02 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. He'd spoil it.
pheasantboy: (shock)

[personal profile] pheasantboy 2025-04-02 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Sparrow has his own Ren here, of course. But that's best left unmentioned.]

Ah, so you wish you had someone to raise the egg with?

Is it so bad, to be a single parent?
willowandoak: (03)

[personal profile] willowandoak 2025-04-02 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
(;‘• - •`; )
lakebrat: (smug)

[personal profile] lakebrat 2025-04-02 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
You don't like the image?

Better a flow than a single large egg, I suspect.
vampirethief: (uhhhh)

[personal profile] vampirethief 2025-04-02 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Not really no.

I mean, I guess not? But I don't like that it was forced upon me.


[He knows being a single parent is tough, but he isn't single. It just feels wrong.]
pheasantboy: (tired)

[personal profile] pheasantboy 2025-04-02 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Why doesn't he like that? It makes him feel something. Fortunately, he forgets about it after a few moments.]

It will work out for the best. Things always do. And if the eggs do in fact hatch into children of some sort, at least they'll be very small.

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