"Great! Let's actually get food, then. The sushi has been incredible, so go nuts on it - I'm gonna go get myself something a little more filling and sit down with it."

Considering the cognitive chefs are regularly emerging with fresh platters to replace the empty ones, it's all dazzling and tempting.

"I am definitely gonna take a 'party organizer' tax by taking anything left over once everyone goes home and keeping it myself. I finally got the mini-fridge in my dorm room working again!"