text;; dead akechi speaking

[paysforall]

Just out of interest -

Has anyone other than myself and the Ren who blew up part of Shinjuku some months back been doing any significant experiments on the cognitive properties of this space? If so, have you found out anything interesting?

I know there were a group of you training in that tower in Iwatodai, but did you find anything there of interest, or just Shadows to beat up?

For newer arrivals: Hello, this is Shrike, comparative senior citizen of whatever we're calling this place. I come and go, unlike most everyone else, on account of my job. It seems like it's been a few months again, though I did get a few updates on my phone while I was away.

And before you ask: I don't go home under my own power, much less have the ability to send you back. Sorry. Don't sign contracts with strange demigods unless you know what you're getting yourself into, and, in general, try not to die.

Comments

[willowandoak]

yeah we learned u can change ppls hearts without stealing their treasure

dead akechi also speaking

[herewardbound]

Well, from the Tartarus trips I've learned that I generate diegetic combat music

so that's neat

sorry about the soul contract situation, those fucking suck.

[seekerofjustice]

It's good to see you, Shrike-san. I don't have much to offer in the way of cognitive psience, but I can confirm that graffiti art fades away like any other property damage.

[phantomlotus]

The Gorbs apparently celebrate holidays, but I'm not saying what one or else it'll return.

Also been trying to experiment with the books around here. It's weird that movies and TV act different, I want to see if I can get books to act the same.

[odysseyandroid]

Someone damaged property in Shinjuku? Is that not a violation of the law?

What demigods do I need to be concerned of? Are there many? Will a demigod approach me and try to offer me a contract? I will read the fine print if they do, but how will I recognize them? Are there any precautions I need to take?

If you are dead, how are you able to send messages? I will do my best not to die.

Sincerely,
Ulysses

...Someone help this boy, he doesn't know the first thing about texting. Or about interacting with people for that matter.