[Network] Nerd Moment

[fogboundcrow]

This is a matter of urgency.

Do you, or do you not, believe that Featherman is relevant enough in the collective cognition to manifest as Personas?

It stands to reason that it's possible, doesn't it? It's a long-lasting tokusatsu franchise that has touched the hearts and minds of children across generations.

There are some Personas with utterly abhorrent forms. Completely obscene, even.

Ergo, I don't think it's too much to ask for a Persona based on heroic symbols of justice.

Comments

[youngestdawn]

"Obscene" personas? Why would there be personas like that? Obscene?

Are they fat?

[fogboundcrow]

[Oh dear lord. Akira-kun's innocence is on the line!]

Well, yes. There are some rather rotund Personas.

But I mean... inappropriate. Not safe for the eyes of innocent children.

[youngestdawn]

Why are children so special to you?

[fogboundcrow]

Because it's important for children to be safe, happy, and untainted by the darkness in this world.

And you are very special.

[youngestdawn]

Why?

What happens if they're...not?

[fogboundcrow]

I believe every child deserves to be loved and be special to someone.

But it's all right if they aren't completely untainted. It's never their fault. I just want to help keep them from things that might hurt them.

[youngestdawn]

Can't you heal? What makes adults less special?

[fogboundcrow]

Healing is always possible, but children are younger, still developing, and have fewer experiences to look to.

So I want to make sure I can be a good role model.

[youngestdawn]

Do you have a fat persona??

[fogboundcrow]

[Uh. Well, that took a random turn.]

Even if I did, there's nothing wrong with a more rotund figure. People can be so cruel to those who fall outside traditional beauty standards, but I want to do better.

[...]



I suppose he is kind of round?

[youngestdawn]

Is he obscene? Why did you show me him??

[fogboundcrow]

He's not obscene! He's Black Frost. They make plush toys of him.

Obscene Personas are more... Personas who need to put more clothes on.

[youngestdawn]

He needs pants...

[fogboundcrow]

[...Damn it. That's not a terrible point.]

Well, he's a mascot character, so his cartoony design doesn't really show anything.

Some Personas look more like people.

[youngestdawn]

What would he show?

[ A pause. ]

EW EW EW EW EW!!!!!!

[ Well. He figured it out. ]

[fogboundcrow]

Sorry, Akira-kun! I didn't mean to upset you.

Is there anything I can do to help?

[youngestdawn]

ITS ALL EW. ITS ALL LIkE JELLY ADS. STUPID AND BAD

icecream please

[fogboundcrow]

What flavor of ice cream would you like?