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Velvet Room Mods ([personal profile] vrdr_mods) wrote in [community profile] personavelvetroomdr2025-04-01 02:17 pm

[EVENT] Egg.

Congratulations! You're now the proud owner (or parent?) of an egg.

All residents of the Velvet Room will find an egg next to them when they wake up today, or, if they don't sleep, they'll blink or look away and find it sitting beside them. A simple card rests beside it, bearing their name in elegant calligraphy.

The egg is about the size and shape of a goose egg, but colored a pale, sparkling blue reminiscent of the Velvet Room's butterflies. It weighs less than you might expect, but it's warm, and now and then you feel something move inside it... or is that just your imagination? You don't need to carry it with you everywhere, but if you try to abandon it entirely, it'll return to your home to wait for you again. It's completely indestructible and impossible to crack.

Igor and the attendants of the Velvet Room refuse to answer questions about the egg plague, or even give cryptic hints. The most they'll do is talk about how much of a mystery the world can be. The attendants seem pretty pleased about something, though...



After a day of being perplexing, alarming, endearing, amusing, or whatever other reaction they might inspire, the eggs finally crack at the stroke of midnight. Their broken shells turn to glimmering blue light and vanish, revealing...

...an orb of your character, in the style of Gorbs and Jokorbs, or any other orb you've seen on TV. This one, though, is a normal orb size (small enough to fit easily in the palm of your hand) and exhibits no signs of life or sentience. It's nothing more than a little round plushie that looks like you. Unlike the egg, it can be destroyed or abandoned, but how could you do such a thing? Look at its little face.


[[ Happy April Fools' Day! Enjoy this small event gifted to your characters, or inflicted upon them, by powers unknown. Definitely not by Igor, and especially not because a certain one of his attendants thought of it. ]]
willowandoak: (09)

[personal profile] willowandoak 2025-04-02 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
all humans have gooey insides when u think abt it
wipingallout: (Hee hoo)

[personal profile] wipingallout 2025-04-02 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
there's a joke in here about telling vampire ren to suck eggs but the eggs are people?
willowandoak: (04)

[personal profile] willowandoak 2025-04-02 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
vampire rens love life is none of my business
wipingallout: (Grin)

[personal profile] wipingallout 2025-04-02 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[She laughs out loud at that, even if he misses it.]

I'm excited to see what comes out!!

Is it gonna be a bird?

A snake?? A lizard??

A bird but instead of a beak it has Igor's face and nose
willowandoak: (07)

[personal profile] willowandoak 2025-04-02 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
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... i wouldnt mind a snake
NOT with an igor head. nightmare fuel
just a snake
wipingallout: (Laughter)

[personal profile] wipingallout 2025-04-02 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
I used Yamato-no-Orochi SO MUCH when I first fused him I feel like if it really is a snake I have to name them Orochi
willowandoak: (07)

[personal profile] willowandoak 2025-04-03 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
a mini orochi.... necks like noodles
wipingallout: (Flustered)

cw: link to image of snake

[personal profile] wipingallout 2025-04-03 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
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YES!!!

like the spaghetti snakes!!! the little vine noodles!!
willowandoak: (09)

[personal profile] willowandoak 2025-04-03 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
whoa
cool eye
hes kinda. narrow. not round. like kishimen
Edited 2025-04-03 10:57 (UTC)
wipingallout: (Hee hoo)

[personal profile] wipingallout 2025-04-03 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
RIGHT whenever I go to the zoo I wanna hold the danger noodles..........
willowandoak: (07)

[personal profile] willowandoak 2025-04-03 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
do it
go in the zoo enclosures here, ive done that a couple times
maybe dont hold the deadly snakes but u could pick up the harmless ones
wipingallout: (Flustered)

[personal profile] wipingallout 2025-04-03 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
GASP......

I COULD DO IT. A CRIME

( •̀ㅂ•́)و✧

I could PET THE (non venomous) SNAKES... and the penguins and the red pandas

YOU SHOULD COME TOO
willowandoak: (01)

[personal profile] willowandoak 2025-04-04 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wow! A crime! is such an alien response that Ren has to take a second to process it. ]

yea ill come. ill be ur crime senpai
we should avoid the otters tho
they look little and cute but they swarm u all at once. ask me how i know
wipingallout: (Flustered)

[personal profile] wipingallout 2025-04-04 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
THAT SOUNDS SO CUTE... but possibly so BITEY........
willowandoak: (07)

[personal profile] willowandoak 2025-04-04 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
bitey. scratchy
not cute at the time
looking back on it tho its a cute memory so maybe it was good after all ???
wipingallout: (Wink!)

[personal profile] wipingallout 2025-04-05 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
So bring a camera, GOT IT
vampirethief: (wary)

[personal profile] vampirethief 2025-04-02 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Normally he'd be able to laugh this off, but something about it really rubs him the wrong way. He's not in a great mood as is, and what she said hit a nerve.]

Okay 1) My codename is Kaitou. Just so you know.
and 2) I drink animal blood, not people.
wipingallout: (Giggle)

[personal profile] wipingallout 2025-04-02 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
You picked one!! Kaitou's a good one, memorable

Ethical!! Do they come in different flavors like the meat does?
vampirethief: (thinking)

[personal profile] vampirethief 2025-04-02 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[That gets him to calm down a little at least.]

Well it's not the most creative given that I'm the leader of the Phantom Thieves back home, but at least it's something not-vampire related.

Yes. They come in juice boxes at the store, though there's no actual juice in them.
wipingallout: (Yukata)

[personal profile] wipingallout 2025-04-02 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
That must be a LOT more convenient than hunting. I'm glad this place's weirdness works in your favor!
vampirethief: (uncomfortable)

[personal profile] vampirethief 2025-04-02 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
It's easier than trying to collect leftover blood from a rare steak.

It was a pain having to do that without spilling any of it on me.
wipingallout: (A good listener)

[personal profile] wipingallout 2025-04-02 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds MESSY yeah. If we ever have you over for dinner, we'll make sure to have some of the boxes ready for you!
vampirethief: (happy)

[personal profile] vampirethief 2025-04-02 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[While he has plenty, he won't say no to free animal blood.]

That'd be great, thanks.