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[angel_of_mercy]

 This is something the Futaba of my world came up with, before I became an Angel; Look up the word 'Florida Man' plus the date of your birthday, and see what comes up.

I've given to learn that 'Florida Man' became a subject of fascination for many Children of God, on account of the...rather chaotic reasons they get arrested. Gogo's Birthday is June 2nd, like most Akechis, but for me, the date of my ascension is a birth date all it's own. So, if I were to have a birthday, it'd be Christmas Eve. The day Yaldabaoth changed me forever...

One of the first things that came up for this was a man being arrested for crashing his car. Sounds completely ordinary, right? Seems like they found him on a construction site, making angel shapes in the dirt.

...This feels like an intentional joke on me by the Universe...

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[externalcombustion]

People in other US states are just as weird (source: lived in New York until I was 9). Florida's just the one that makes the police blotter public record more or less immediately.

[angel_of_mercy]

The Children of God there seem to take this reputation in stride, for what it's worth. I hear they even have an event called the Florida Man Games. Challenges are based on real news articles.

[externalcombustion]

...Yeah, that sounds like typical Florida.