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[angel_of_mercy]

 This is something the Futaba of my world came up with, before I became an Angel; Look up the word 'Florida Man' plus the date of your birthday, and see what comes up.

I've given to learn that 'Florida Man' became a subject of fascination for many Children of God, on account of the...rather chaotic reasons they get arrested. Gogo's Birthday is June 2nd, like most Akechis, but for me, the date of my ascension is a birth date all it's own. So, if I were to have a birthday, it'd be Christmas Eve. The day Yaldabaoth changed me forever...

One of the first things that came up for this was a man being arrested for crashing his car. Sounds completely ordinary, right? Seems like they found him on a construction site, making angel shapes in the dirt.

...This feels like an intentional joke on me by the Universe...

Comments

[vampirethief]

"Florida Man in Banana Costume Arrested For Whipping Out His 'Banana'."

Clearly the writer had a field day coming up with the title for the news article.

[Kaitou knows very well what they mean by 'his banana'.]

[angel_of_mercy]

Do you think he did it just for the jest of it all???

[vampirethief]

The article said he was peeing out on the sidewalk.

Like I get needing to go, but there's public restrooms if you need to go pee badly. I imagine it wouldn't be the first for people in costumes to go to those on Halloween night.

[angel_of_mercy]

I admit that I don't have experience in that latter case. I didn't get many opportunities to celebrate All Hallow's Eve, not as Gogo Akechi or Zadkiel...

[vampirethief]

Neither did I, but last year was fun.

While most other people here got turned into monsters, I only ended up with bat wings and Destinyland had that Halloween celebration. I had fun for the most part and got to enjoy the wings. Too bad I didn't get to keep them.