angel_of_mercy: (okay...)
angel_of_mercy ([personal profile] angel_of_mercy) wrote in [community profile] personavelvetroomdr2025-05-09 06:41 pm

A little game to play [OPEN] [NETWORK]

 This is something the Futaba of my world came up with, before I became an Angel; Look up the word 'Florida Man' plus the date of your birthday, and see what comes up.

I've given to learn that 'Florida Man' became a subject of fascination for many Children of God, on account of the...rather chaotic reasons they get arrested. Gogo's Birthday is June 2nd, like most Akechis, but for me, the date of my ascension is a birth date all it's own. So, if I were to have a birthday, it'd be Christmas Eve. The day Yaldabaoth changed me forever...

One of the first things that came up for this was a man being arrested for crashing his car. Sounds completely ordinary, right? Seems like they found him on a construction site, making angel shapes in the dirt.

...This feels like an intentional joke on me by the Universe...
lakebrat: (oh shit)

[personal profile] lakebrat 2025-05-09 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Looks like it was all a bit haphazard. Allegedly he blamed the government.

[Which, when you come to think of it....]

To be fair, we don't *know* he's wrong.
willowandoak: (04)

[personal profile] willowandoak 2025-05-09 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
mood
Edited 2025-05-09 20:48 (UTC)
lakebrat: (sad)

[personal profile] lakebrat 2025-05-09 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[They understand each other.]

To be honest, I'm hurt you can't see me slashing people's tyres. I'm sure plenty of them have it coming. Government assistance or not.
willowandoak: (07)

[personal profile] willowandoak 2025-05-09 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
its not that
u would slash them all u wouldnt half ass it
so like unless u got a trike or a unicycle or smth it would never be 27 tires
lakebrat: (smile)

[personal profile] lakebrat 2025-05-09 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd never slash someone's unicycle tyre. You have to have *some* standards.

And was that a compliment?
willowandoak: (04)

[personal profile] willowandoak 2025-05-09 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
yea (*¯ ³¯*)♡
lakebrat: (smirk)

[personal profile] lakebrat 2025-05-09 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
( ̄▽ ̄)/♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪
willowandoak: (01)

[personal profile] willowandoak 2025-05-09 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
(⁄ ⁄o⁄ω⁄o⁄ ⁄)
willowandoak: (04)

[personal profile] willowandoak 2025-05-09 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah thats what i said
owo
lakebrat: (smug)

[personal profile] lakebrat 2025-05-09 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Owoooooooooooooooo.

I thought it was Joker who was the werewolf.
willowandoak: (07)

[personal profile] willowandoak 2025-05-09 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe dragons howl
do u know for sure that they dont hoql
*howl
lakebrat: (oh shit)

[personal profile] lakebrat 2025-05-09 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hm.]

Seth doesn't howl, at any rate. He roars. Your dragons from Zmaj don't howl.

You didn't howl.


[Well. Not too much.]
willowandoak: (04)

suggestive

[personal profile] willowandoak 2025-05-09 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
thats not how i remember it
lakebrat: (smirk)

suggestive

[personal profile] lakebrat 2025-05-09 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That's different. And certainly it was no kind of owoooo.

Maybe an ow.
willowandoak: (01)

suggestive

[personal profile] willowandoak 2025-05-09 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
is this a request
should i owooo
i can if u want
lakebrat: (i see you)

suggestive

[personal profile] lakebrat 2025-05-09 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure. I'd love to hear your owoo.

I'm sure it would thrill me to my core.
willowandoak: (04)

suggestive

[personal profile] willowandoak 2025-05-09 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
taking notes
anything u want babe
lakebrat: (neutral)

[personal profile] lakebrat 2025-05-10 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
My apologies.

[Angels. What can you do?... well, Frog considers there to be rather a lot they could do.]
willowandoak: (05)

[personal profile] willowandoak 2025-05-10 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
sure
what if we made our own network post would that be ok
a flirt post


[ He's probably not serious. ]
willowandoak: (04)

[personal profile] willowandoak 2025-05-11 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
i can be more annoying than u have ever imgained in ur worst nightmares
*imagined
but i wont
yet