A little game to play [OPEN] [NETWORK]

[angel_of_mercy]

 This is something the Futaba of my world came up with, before I became an Angel; Look up the word 'Florida Man' plus the date of your birthday, and see what comes up.

I've given to learn that 'Florida Man' became a subject of fascination for many Children of God, on account of the...rather chaotic reasons they get arrested. Gogo's Birthday is June 2nd, like most Akechis, but for me, the date of my ascension is a birth date all it's own. So, if I were to have a birthday, it'd be Christmas Eve. The day Yaldabaoth changed me forever...

One of the first things that came up for this was a man being arrested for crashing his car. Sounds completely ordinary, right? Seems like they found him on a construction site, making angel shapes in the dirt.

...This feels like an intentional joke on me by the Universe...

Comments

[lakebrat]

Looks like it was all a bit haphazard. Allegedly he blamed the government.

[Which, when you come to think of it....]

To be fair, we don't *know* he's wrong.

[willowandoak]

mood

[lakebrat]

[They understand each other.]

To be honest, I'm hurt you can't see me slashing people's tyres. I'm sure plenty of them have it coming. Government assistance or not.

[willowandoak]

its not that
u would slash them all u wouldnt half ass it
so like unless u got a trike or a unicycle or smth it would never be 27 tires

[lakebrat]

I'd never slash someone's unicycle tyre. You have to have *some* standards.

And was that a compliment?

[willowandoak]

yea (*¯ ³¯*)♡

[lakebrat]

(￣▽￣)/♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪

[willowandoak]

(⁄ ⁄o⁄ω⁄o⁄ ⁄)

[lakebrat]

"Owo"?

[willowandoak]

yeah thats what i said
owo

[lakebrat]

Owoooooooooooooooo.

I thought it was Joker who was the werewolf.

[willowandoak]

maybe dragons howl
do u know for sure that they dont hoql
*howl

[lakebrat]

[Hm.]

Seth doesn't howl, at any rate. He roars. Your dragons from Zmaj don't howl.

You didn't howl.

[Well. Not too much.]

suggestive

[willowandoak]

thats not how i remember it

suggestive

[lakebrat]

That's different. And certainly it was no kind of owoooo.

Maybe an ow.

suggestive

[willowandoak]

is this a request
should i owooo
i can if u want

suggestive

[lakebrat]

Sure. I'd love to hear your owoo.

I'm sure it would thrill me to my core.

suggestive

[willowandoak]

taking notes
anything u want babe

Re: suggestive

[angel_of_mercy]

Far be it for me to shame the perfectly natural human desire for affection, but could you not do it on my network post???

[lakebrat]

My apologies.

[Angels. What can you do?... well, Frog considers there to be rather a lot they could do.]

[angel_of_mercy]

Also, I apologise if I came across as... fundamental. Just weary of public displays of affection from any couple.

[willowandoak]

sure
what if we made our own network post would that be ok
a flirt post

[ He's probably not serious. ]

[angel_of_mercy]

...

Just don't bury the comments section. Before you turn into one of 'those' kind of pairings.

[willowandoak]

i can be more annoying than u have ever imgained in ur worst nightmares
*imagined
but i wont
yet