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[fogbornphantom]

Greetings, everyone.

Originally, I was going to inquire about everyone's thoughts on birthdays and whether or not to adjust for time discrepancies between here and back home, but then I stumbled upon something most peculiar.

Phanfiction.net

This is a real site, and it seems to be run largely by the cognitions. There are stories about us, and many of them are quite absurd.

One of the summaries is...

"Falcon struggles with whether or not to honestly answer a captcha."

And then there's...

"Aki-chan brings home a pet dinosaur and has to hide it in his closet."

There are... interesting stories about myself and some of the people I am close to. There's even a fic about Igor's supposed history as a heartbreaker.

But perhaps the most perplexing is a bizarre love triangle between Falcon, Phoenix, and the Ren that goes by Fiend.

At any rate, read at your own discretion. I think it's all rather absurd and worth a laugh, but there is the ethical concern of our likenesses being used without consent.

Comments

[unfoggedlotus]

ohfrick this is public Σ(O_O)
yes I do have things to say...
and I have recs to share B)

[fogbornphantom]

You menace. ♥

Should I be afraid?

[gorobo]

You two are worse than this fucking site, I swear to god. This is a public forum, go be gross together somewhere else.

[fogbornphantom]

It's just casual flirting.

I'd never say anything truly unsavory on a public forum.

Obviously, I am strongly encouraging my boyfriend to save the specifics for more private quarters.

[gorobo]

Okay, that's all nice and good, but can you leave the implications in said private quarters too, you absolute horndogs?

[fogbornphantom]

True. It's rather telling that a moderator had to intervene.

I will have a talk with my boyfriend about appropriate network conduct.

[gorobo]

Great. Thanks.