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[fogbornphantom]

Greetings, everyone.

Originally, I was going to inquire about everyone's thoughts on birthdays and whether or not to adjust for time discrepancies between here and back home, but then I stumbled upon something most peculiar.

Phanfiction.net

This is a real site, and it seems to be run largely by the cognitions. There are stories about us, and many of them are quite absurd.

One of the summaries is...

"Falcon struggles with whether or not to honestly answer a captcha."

And then there's...

"Aki-chan brings home a pet dinosaur and has to hide it in his closet."

There are... interesting stories about myself and some of the people I am close to. There's even a fic about Igor's supposed history as a heartbreaker.

But perhaps the most perplexing is a bizarre love triangle between Falcon, Phoenix, and the Ren that goes by Fiend.

At any rate, read at your own discretion. I think it's all rather absurd and worth a laugh, but there is the ethical concern of our likenesses being used without consent.

Comments

[gorobo]

You and the younger Niijima? No offense to her, but people really have vivid imaginations.

At least Sae is old enough where most people don't speculate... most being the keyword, however. Since my reputation took a nosedive in my world, I've certainly heard plenty of rumors, likely intentionally so.

Not that I could rebuke them properly, then.

[fogbornphantom]

Heteronormativity at its finest.

Thankfully, no one really reacted with hostility, but I hate that it's an assumption.

The idea that a boy and a girl merely interacting implies something romantic is utterly absurd.

[gorobo]

I can only repeat my assertion that people have a very vivid imagination, to the detriment of others at times.

As if men and woman can't be friends. Horrible world we'd live in- well. More horrible than it already is.