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[fogbornphantom]

Greetings, everyone.

Originally, I was going to inquire about everyone's thoughts on birthdays and whether or not to adjust for time discrepancies between here and back home, but then I stumbled upon something most peculiar.

Phanfiction.net

This is a real site, and it seems to be run largely by the cognitions. There are stories about us, and many of them are quite absurd.

One of the summaries is...

"Falcon struggles with whether or not to honestly answer a captcha."

And then there's...

"Aki-chan brings home a pet dinosaur and has to hide it in his closet."

There are... interesting stories about myself and some of the people I am close to. There's even a fic about Igor's supposed history as a heartbreaker.

But perhaps the most perplexing is a bizarre love triangle between Falcon, Phoenix, and the Ren that goes by Fiend.

At any rate, read at your own discretion. I think it's all rather absurd and worth a laugh, but there is the ethical concern of our likenesses being used without consent.

Comments

[aknightnotaprincess]

I know cognitions can't be killed permanently. When I was Kamoshida's castle, he had this gross cognition of me as some "sexy" bunny princess and I killed it right after I awakened to my persona. She came back when we were doing the heist, and ended up in his wine glass I think.

His monster form was gross.

[fogbornphantom]

I second this notion.

I recall his Shadow form, the cognitions... Hell, the first time I infiltrated the Palace with Mona, it was the sight of one such cognition and how he treated it that spurred me into action.

Drake has already proven that blowing up large sections of the cities does no meaningful harm to the cognitions. At least, no lasting harm.

Nonetheless, I may have to give Igor or Elizabeth some choice words about the behaviors of these cognitions.