[MOD POST] Network Unlocked!

[vrdr_mods]

It's in the wee hours of the morning that all residents of the Velvet Room receive a message on their phones.

Good morning.

In the interest of strengthening community bonds and preventing further vandalism on what was intended as a community board, I have elected to expand the capabilities of your communications within this realm.

Every device with network capabilities may now access a specialized social network designed for your convenience.

I have been told there is a similar application in reality, but for our purposes, you may call it Flutter.

Fortunately, it is closer to what you may consider a forum or a blogging apparatus. A limited character count would undoubtedly provoke misunderstandings. Someone could state that they enjoy pancakes, and others may assume they despise waffles.

Please do enjoy, and best of luck on your endeavors,

Igor

P.S. While vandalism is not strictly illegal within this realm, it is important to remember that there are children present. Use your abilities wisely.

[Any attempts to respond to this post will be redirected to a Flutter post. Feel free to threadjack and gossip amongst one another. Perhaps you'll even get a reply if you're lucky...]

[ooc: Congratulations! You have unlocked a network. Its functions are about on par with most networks in DWRP. You can do text posts, audio posts, insert videos if the device has a camera (e.g. phones or a computer with a webcam).

The difference between network posts and IC inboxes is primarily that network posts are accessible to any character. When posting, you can clarify a post is network via post prompt or in the post title. Posts can include action and network prompts as well!]

Comments

[pancakeboy]

Let me guess. You need more data on how we interact.

1/2

[willowandoak]

[ What the fuck. ]

cant even use this place to get away from social media anymore

[herewardbound]

Can't wait to use the new velvet room-brand sinstagram

[seekerofjustice]

Well, this is a surprise! I'm looking forward to speaking more readily with some of the other guests here. I'm certain Igor must have good reasons for preparing this for us, so I'll be sure to make good use of it.

[pheasantboy]

If it's not too much to ask, I do hope all of you will remember your trigger warnings.

[fogoflies]

So, anyway, want a Persona and don't have one?

Send me your best Akechi memes.

[gorobo]

Oh my, looks like I have another social media to keep up with now...

... Kidding, of course. Be sure to look forward to my food reviews :)

[reluctantprince]

This is going to go swimmingly. If it weren't for the computer nerds I'd say Igor might want to take this back.

[fogbornphantom]

At this rate, you might as well appoint some moderators.

This clearly has already descended into madness.

[cybermask]

[vrdr_mods]

On behalf of the Velvet Room, I'd like to humbly apologize if my sister has made anyone uncomfortable.

Rest assured, that we are here to serve you. If there are moderation concerns, allow me to do my part in insuring that this network remains a safe and pleasant space for everyone.

[vessel_ken_amada]

Igor, if you have the time to create a social network, perhaps you might have the time to release your prisoners? Not that I don't expect such frivolity and disregard from a tyrant.

[butterflyaffect]

I suppose I may be contractually obligated to volunteer to moderate this 'social media'.

I no longer qualify as an Attendant, but in this matter at least the aid I can render to my siblings should be well within my power.

[tricksterviolet]

Social media? I don't use it a lot at home, but I'll try to make an effort here.

I'm a little nervous, truth be told. ^^;

[vrdr_mods]

Oh yes! While we're here, I believe there was a request for all the resident Ren Amamiyas and Akira Kurusus to organize nicknames.

Joker was already taken, as was Lotus, as I understand it. Ace as well. And we can't forget the little Akira and his two nicknames! Well deserved, in my humble opinion.

However, in the event that selecting nicknames is too arduous a task, I have a few suggestions!

Explosion Ren - The Great Annihilator
Sad Ren - Resurrected One
Girl Ren - Maiden of Mischief
Small Ren - Future Crow Tamer

Alternatively, Raven Wrangler. It's alliterative!

:) Of course, these are merely ideas.